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Kelli Jae Baeli

Kelli Jae Baeli

Protein entrée, per USA

Beef, chicken, pork. Why are there only three meat choices? Okay four, if you count fish. I don’t eat much fish, though, so for me, it…

4 min readNov 1, 2020

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Protein entrée, per USA

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Kelli Jae Baeli

In the Spirit of “Build Back Better”, How about Bring Back Banishment?

As a novelist, the biggest part of my job is to solve problems. Among them are plot and character problems. How do I get a character out…

3 min readNov 1, 2020

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In the Spirit of “Build Back Better”, How about Bring Back Banishment?

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Kelli Jae Baeli

No Such Thing As a Protest Vote -

I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of being a snowflake. It’s well and truly time for Democrats to stop whining and being precious, and…

10 min readAug 14, 2020

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No Such Thing As a Protest Vote -

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Kelli Jae Baeli

Gun Control vs. Second Amendment -

When I was in the military, I could disassemble an M-16A1 and put it back together. I qualified as Expert, only one shot away from Hawkeye…

2 min readOct 2, 2017

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Kelli Jae Baeli

I’m Mercury’s Bitch -

Last night, I spent three solid hours just trying to play a game to relax. But the game wouldn’t download. Then it would download but…

2 min readAug 17, 2017

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I’m Mercury’s Bitch -

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Kelli Jae Baeli

Colonizing vs. Philosophizing -

On one of those insipid questions sites, someone asked, “If something happened to Earth, would you move to another planet?”

4 min readAug 3, 2017

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Colonizing vs. Philosophizing -

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Kelli Jae Baeli

Thoughts Before the Knife -

Surgery.

4 min readMay 24, 2017

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Thoughts Before the Knife -

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Kelli Jae Baeli

Inflatable Travel Companion -

Most of my adult life, I’ve wanted a full-sized female mannequin posted in my foyer. Not just for comedic value. For practicality. I’m…

5 min readMar 31, 2017

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Inflatable Travel Companion -

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Kelli Jae Baeli

Nom Nom Nom de Plume -

How delicious. To be someone else. To reinvent oneself. I’m not talking about who you are at your core, but about characteristics that…

6 min readMar 21, 2017

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Kelli Jae Baeli

Kelli Jae Baeli

32 bestsellers/60 books/Indie Author/Publisher/Veteran/ Democrat/Humanist/Equalist/Artist/Singer-Songwriter/Prepsteader/AnimalLover

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